2008

Jul

I am a giant pu--y

I would like to see Wall-E this weekend, but I need some help first. I need to know if there is a...

blakeley: David Cross picking up his dog’s poop Fantastic.

Mussels & beer anyone?

One of my favorite things in the...

…is when my dog looks at me and cocks his head to one side when I’m talking to him. It...

Something I learned today

I cannot have sugar during a work day anymore.

Crossing 5th avenue.

Is Chop’t really that good? Look at that line!

`The Fly’ opera is buzz of Paris season

Midnight Strike Deadline Looms For Con Ed

Apples & Cows

The Fox up-fronts always take place down the block from my office, at the City Center. This year my...

The happiest place on earth is in fact not...

Dazzlingdelta’s post reminded me of one of my favorite youtube videos.

I know, I know...

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit that I’ve never seen one episode of Arrested...

Messing around in Central Park.

Woman dies in hospital waiting room, people...

Family Feud promoting...kidnapping?

One of the perks of taking care of my 94 year-old grandmother is watching copious amounts of old...

Class class class!

Jun

Those Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer

I took a personal day to recover from my busy weekend (wedding, Eddie Izzard, taking care of my...

mascarah: Escaping the parade that has invaded my...

sharingtime: Eddie Izzard is funnier, smarter and better looking than everyone. We should all just...

“He’ll Make Me Happy” from The Muppets Take Manhattan. For my best friend Julie...

Eesh

I just picked up my bridesmaid gown for my best friends wedding tomorrow. That’s $320 for...

“The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything...”
— Oscar Wilde

lfarm: November 08. Beyond excited. I am beyond jealous.

One of my favorite perks of the summertime.

I think everyone should go get a milkshake and 3 cookies...

I almost bought one of these yesterday for my desk at work,...

Bailey has a crush on Kate Winslet. He likes to fall asleep...

Re: My trivia night post

Thank you to Kait, Katherine & Jeff for their trivia night recommendations :)

I’m staying at my parents house in Bay Ridge for a...

Five things you can do with your cell...

kathlellen: dazzlingdelta: hydeordie: 2. Locked your keys in the car and the spare is at home or...

Why is talking for a long period of time so exhausting? I just spent an hour talking my intern...

Walking back from the park along 7th avenue.

Taken while waiting on the longest line for my shake.

My lunch today.

rocketboom: John Roberts, From My Son is Gay?, 2008 Rhizome...

I wonder if this guy’s getting money from Nissan, or...

adamiss: “Never mess with a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!” I just saw Wallace Shawn...

Rotating skyscraper planned for Dubai As if I needed another...

Trivia nights?

Does anyone know of a good bar that has trivia nights? I’m planning a birthday outing and...

A: opportunity costs

dihard: The opportunity cost of attending the Clapton concert is $10. Right on joojoobee, getlara,...

A Modest Proposal - Tumblr Burgr Meetup

adamiss: Ok, I’m gonna admit it, I’ve never had Shake Shack. Yeah, I know, sue me. I promise to...

Found a palm cross in Central park today.

soupsoup: High Speed NYC to Atlantic City Ferry in the...

Damn

Is today “I was an 80’s Nickelodeon Child Day” or what? :)

Fake Paypal

lovepuppy: I’ve gotton two e-mails today that appear to be Pay Pal fraud… anyone else getting a wave...

I can't live without you.

While at my parents house on Sunday, my father told me an old high school classmate of his had...

Kermit Love, Co-Creator of Big Bird, Dies

Okay, who wants to buy me a baby giraffe?

Sorry for the crappy quality, but he was just too good and I was running out of memory.

Lights will guide you home.

Chris Martin is a fantastic performer. He didn’t stop...

Coldplay was absolutely fantastic, but Sarah you’re...

My mommy said I could go!

My sister and I both entered to win Coldplay tickets last month and, in a loving gesture, our mother...

soupsoup: zoee: Wonder Wheel love the perspective of this...

Meet God. And his middle name is Lucky. Not really so...

Man named God arrested for selling cocaine...

Bad day/good day

The only thing getting me through this day is knowing I’ll be seeing Coldplay tonight.

“I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out...”
— George Carlin. You definitely...

I hate that I found this at my parents house. And that it...

Not it!

I share an apartment with my 25 year old sister. It works out well - not only do we get along...

God damn

Charles Widmore is everywhere.

This article makes me want to visit Buenos Aires right now,...

My dog does weird things during thunderstorms.

The perfect Sunday evening

A bowl of freshly washed cherries, a tall glass of ice cold water, and a full DVR. I hope it rains,...

Do you feel grown up?

Starting Wednesday, I will be doing something that, for the first time in my life, will officially...

Eric Schaeffer

I was excited to hear there was going to be an Eric Schaeffer series premiering on Showtime...

I am trying to get the children I babysit for interested in...

Why am I up?

I want to still be asleep. But here I am. I forgot what Owl’s Head Park looks like in the...

QQ: opportunity costs

dihard: An opportunity cost is what you sacrifice by choosing one option or pursuing one endeavor...

What's in a name?

Regis Philbin’s full name is Regis Francis Xavier Philbin. His parents, devout Catholics,...

Me basically all day today.

Gender and the Tumblr ratio

biteofpythias: After several conversations on the topic, I am really curious about this...

I couldn’t go back to the park, so I stuck to the...

I really need to walk around and stretch my muscles after last night’s run, but I think if I...

What’s the deal with these shoes? Are they really...

The guy at the left is really dedicated. And forgetful.

“Kristina’s office, this is it.”
— This is how my sister just...

The banana & cup mountain at last night’s...

Today is the happiest day of the year - now...

I'm huuuuuuuuurt, but it was all worth...

I ran in my first 5k last night, and I think I did a pretty good job considering I really...

“You can’t reason yourself back into cheerfulness any more...”
— Stephen Fry on people...

Please don't rain!

I’m off to run 3.5 miles :)

Columbus Circle

So incredibly beautiful today.

brieflynoted: Running the JP Morgan Corporate Challlenge in...

Rainy window after the sun set last night (I was really...

Remember the Aggro Crag?

Whenever I’m having a bad day, wearing a pair of fun...

Truthyifullynesslessness

Decaf Marco

marco: My… final digestive processes have become more normal and less enthusiastic. (someone had to...

Somewhere on 53rd street

“I know you can relate because we share the same fear of...”
— Aaron. Aaahhhahhahh. Out of...

So close, but so far :(

What I did during lunch today.

Help!

marfamonstar: justsayjolie: I need a tapas restaurant recommendation please! Somewhere in between...

“I do desire we may be better strangers.”
— Orlando, Shakespeare’s...

After watching AFI's 10 Top 10

I need to see The Philadelphia Story. And about 20 other movies as well. Stat.

tumblrfail: Melissa goes to Europe and gets some beer. ...

PS.

toomuchawesome: Mallisser, as soon as I accrue the vacation time, I am getting my ass and my entire...

Cyd Charisse dies, age 86 Wow, this is sad. She was an...

moderation: Grace Kelly was a total fox…(In response to...

I wish I had boobs to adjust

Something I just learned

Cutting an apple with a plastic knife is hard.

What was that song I just heard?

I passed this place on my walk up 57th street during...

Happy Birthday Barry Manilow!

This is what the sky looked like last night when I almost...

Got mosquito bites?

The heat of summer has arrived in New York City, and with the humid, wet weather come the dreaded...

I’ve always wanted my ninjas to come in a can, much...

New gym memberships always inspire me,...

I just joined the New York Health & Raquet Club through my company, and my goal is to start...

All this sports talk is really putting me in the mood for...

(via toomuchawesome) Moses Supposes - one of the reasons I became a tap dancer.

Coming off the train

I almost blew away just now. Literally.

lfarm: Aaron and I are obsessed with a highly under-appreciated show called My Boys. I just watched...

“How do you spell the name ‘Glad-us’?”
— coworker

Sports peoples

Is there a game on right now? Because there was just a very loud collective...

I left my cell phone on my bed this morning. I feel vulnerable without it, and I hate that.

The Mermaid Parade in Coney Island is this Saturday. ...

5:19AM

Sleep, where are you?

52books: Today, before the rain. You were right in front of...

I am not a stand up comedian, nor have I...

Ever had a hyper-active 8 year old demand, “Make me laugh!” over and over again for a...

dazzlingdelta: scary frasier tattoo. thanks bwe.tv First,...

I'm sick and leaving work early...

What should I do? Responsible: get car, drive to store and pick up garment needed for bridesmaid...

86th street between West 10th & West 11th streets in...

First trip to L&B of the summer!

I haven’t had a fight with a friend since I was in high school. I just had one, and now I...

Every week one of my clients sends out a trivia email, and...

Chandelier in the Valkenberg, Ballinrobe, Co. Mayo.

mascarah: Main Square, Mexico City…just after sunset. Taken...

Weird Staten Island fact

The local newspaper in Staten Island, NY is the Staten Island Advance. But it’s not...