I Love Pat Kiernan

Hi! I'm Mallisser. I'm 27, I live in Brooklyn, I work in New York City, I like to write & I like to take pictures.

You can see some of my photos here.

You can email me at mallisser dot tumblr at gmail dot com.

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Tue Jul 1

Woman dies in hospital waiting room, people watch and do nothing

Sometimes I really hate people.

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Mon Jun 30

Family Feud promoting...kidnapping?

One of the perks of taking care of my 94 year-old grandmother is watching copious amounts of old game shows.

Sunday we watched a never-ending marathon of The Family Feud. Richard Dawson had just finished making out with all the female contestants and everything was fine and dandy when he read the next category: Things that little boys hide under their beds.

I played along with my grandmother to keep her alert. I say comic books - at first I thought Playboys but I didn’t want to kill the old lady, plus Richard Dawson did say little boys.

Frogs was the first guess, and it was up there, #1 I think. Okay, never heard of any little boys hiding frogs under their beds before, but whatever, it was the 70’s.

The second guess was little girls. I say to my grandmother, what is wrong with this woman to guess that? Too much Aqua Net, apparently.

It was #3.

What the hell kind of psycho-killer-to-be little boys were hiding little girls under their beds in the 70’s?

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Class class class!

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Flower girl

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Julie & Eric

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Those Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer

I took a personal day to recover from my busy weekend (wedding, Eddie Izzard, taking care of my grandmother). Since I had no real plans, I spent the day doing unimportant things I would normally not get a chance to do any other time.

Some things I realized today:

1. Getting up at 11 feels really good, but I wouldn’t want to do it every day.

2. Drew Carey is no Bob Barker, but he’s not awful.

3. Mr. Mom never gets old, and Michael Keaton is fecking sexy.

4. I still rock at Simpson’s Road Rage on Game Cube.

5. Verizon is mean and wouldn’t let me get my new phone 20 days early.

6. Even early in the day when it’s not too crowded, I still don’t have the patience to shop in Century 21, bargain or no bargain.

7. My dog sleeps so much during the day!

8. Iced coffee tastes better when I’m drinking it while driving in my air-conditioned car, and not sitting at my desk at work.

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